what wakes me up at night

people dun take me seriously when i tell them i’m a light sleeper. BUT, i do get wakened easily (whether or not i make my presence known is another thing) when:

1) i feel extreme hunger and my tummy growls
2) i get stomachaches (especially hate those that force me to get up and visit Mr Loo)
3) i sense footsteps
4) room mates snore
5) there are creepy crawling roaches (it goes to show that primitive flight instinct takes place even in sleep)
6) heavy rain splatters on my window
7) i have an urgent need to pee (i hate drinking too much water before sleep..but it’s hard to resist thirst just before bed)
8) thunder roars
9) wind howls
10) the phone rings or beeps
11) cats in heat let out high-pitch wails in the middle of the night
12) inconsiderate neighbours quarrel and slam their doors at each other
13) not-so-adorable-anymore baby cries out for their mummy
14) the mysterious “neighbour” makes weird and unexplanable noise of marbles rolling or dropping on the floor that goes tok-tok-tok-tok-trrrrok
15) a lizard goes ge-kok-ing nonstop in the middle of the night (once, i found this pair hot in action behind a carton box i used to keep old stuffs, i got so irritated that i spent at least the next 30mins or so hunting them down. when i finally got my hands on the female, i just had to throw it out of the window)
16) u try to tread close within an approximate distance of 10 feet from where i sleep
17) u lurk around like a stray cat for no apparant reason in my room (note: this is not the same as #16)
18) u switch on the lights
19) room mates bruxisize (their teeth) during sleep
20) i dream of falling off from a high spot
21) roosters crow at the crack of dawn (i do not think a farm life suits me)
22) a clock tick-tocks too loudly
23) someone try to fiddle with plastic bags (whatever is the person thinking?)
24) idiots who can’t wait till the next morning to test out the new hammer on their wall