drink while u pee

for hundreds of thousand years the vast majority of humans have lived and died without trying this experiment. like everyone else, u pee. and at other moments u drink. what u do not know is what it feels like to do both at the same time. this will show u.

well, if u're bored.... if u feel like finding something new to do, then try this. but remember...behind closed doors! lest being ridiculed! haha! (and tell me the results after that) got this from roger-pol's "101 experiments in the philosophy of everyday life". here's the process and the explanation (read before u begin actual experimenting):

duration: 1 to 2 minutes
props: toilet and a bottle of water
effect: wide open

have a glass (a bottle might be more effective) of water ready. hand holding it.

when u begin to pee, start drinking!

as far as possible, u should try to drink the water straight down, without pausing. u'll feel quite bizarre sensations almost immediately.

the water u evacuate seems to be synchronised with that entering your mouth. u will then visualise, and above all feel, your body to be organised in a way which until then u had never imagined possible. the water u're drinking seems to exit directly from your bladder. in a few seconds u will feel directly wired, from throat to urethra, from stomach to bladder - a physiology that is impossible but which u intuit, directly and unquestionably, to be real.

it has taken no more than a few moments for u to discover this wonderfully simple body, and u feel there can b no other. no more intestine, no kidneys, no filtration time, no waiting. water pours through u vertically,a cool liquid washes through u in a peculiar and palpable way. ur system seems to have opened inside out, with the water flowing smoothly from inside to outside.

this experiment can be repeated indefinitely, which costs nothing. and is likely to procure ever new sensations and surprises. yet, has not hitherto been considered a thermal cure.